You know how sometimes you just can't pass on a deal becasue it's too AWESOME? Well, that's what we thought when we bought a 55 gallon drum of 30W Brad Penn Penn-Grade 1 Break in Oil. The guy who made the deal for us was all giddy with how he'd hit a home run until the sales manager asked:
"Who's gonna buy a 55 gallon drum of Break in Oil?"
The Dealmaker confidently replied "Lots of places! Engine rebuilders!" So, our sales team dutifully set about making calls in an attempt to move the 55 gallon drum of Brad Penn Penn-Grade 1 Break in Oil. As it turns out, this was a more difficult sale than The Dealmaker thought it would be. First of all, a 55 gallon drum is HEAVY, and costs a LOT to ship. Second, or maybe first, 55 gallons is a LOT of oil! Even the busiest of engine builders would be hard pressed to use this much. NOBODY needed that much.
Coincidentally, we had two full pallets of brand new, virgin gallon jugs left over from a previous hairbrained scheme.
So, The Dealmaker set about bottling up the 30W Brad Penn Penn-Grade 1 Break in Oil. It took him the better part of a day to do this and he has quite proudly pronounced it "Ready to sell!".
So, without further ado we present the Brad Penn Penn-Grade 1 Break in Oil Gallon Jug! We guarantee this is the real product, although we fully admit the packaging looks a little sketchy. But, you can save 40% on your break in oil buying this way and once it is all gone, we will never do this again. The Dealmaker has had his dealmaking priviledges revoked.